7 MARCH 1987, page 47

Home Life

Holier than thou Alice Thomas Ellis W e spent the weekend at the seaside with an old friend — a medical man. He told us at one point with quiet pride that he had just brought......

Low Life

Tough chicken Jeffrey Bernard S omebody gave me a packet of three condoms the other day, so I took them into a Soho delicatessen and swapped them for three packets of saffron.......