15 DECEMBER 1990

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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK

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'I say, isn't that Salman Rushdie?' A blizzard halted traffic in much of central and northern Britain, leaving more than 1,000 motorists stranded in cars on blocked Motorways,...

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56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL Telephone: 071-405 1706; Telex: 27124; Fax: 071-242 0603 BRITTAN'S SOVEREIGNTY To our first three questions, about the nature of sovereignty...

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POLITICS

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The Hurd instinct to follow the ascent of European man NOEL MALCOLM It would be a mistake for anyone to suppose that, because the leader of the Government has changed, the...

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DIARY

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ALLAN MASSIE P oland and freedom owe much to Lech Walesa. Historians may well date the crumbling of the communist empire from the establishment, and triumphant surviv- al, of...

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ANOTHER VOICE

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Blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout AUBERON WAUGH I read about the recent cold snap sitting in the warm sunshine of the Tamar riviera in Cornwall on Sunday morning....

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ROUND THE WORLD FOR $39 MILLION

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Murray Sayle on the tree frogs in space, their Japanese sponsor, and what this all means for international economic rivalry Tokyo WAS IT a bird? Was it a plane? No, it was...

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BLINKING IN THE GULF

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John Simpson on the dangers and benefits of talking to Iraq LEAVING for difficult assignments is always a melancholy business: the shock of the early alarm call, the hasty,...

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THE SUITS

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Michael Heath

THE DISCARDED IMAGE

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Leon Britton likens the sovereignty of the United Kingdom to mediaeval astronomy WHEN Dominic Lawson asked whether I would submit to an interview, I was cau- tious. A...

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One hundred years ago

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A GREAT meeting was held in the Guildhall on Wednesday to express sympathy with Jews under the renewed persecution of their race in Russia. The meeting had the approval of a...

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HELP AT HAND FROM HUNTINGDON

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Richard Body is optimistic that the Prime Minister might end the pernicious system of protectionism WHEN John Major came to the Queen Elizabeth Conference Hall for what some...

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How to save yourself 51 trips to the library or

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BULLY FOR THEM

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Sandra Barwick on a new variant of public-school violence ON THE playing fields of Marlborough an episode of bullying recently took place. It was a serious incident. If it had...

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If symptoms persist . . .

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JUDGE Tumim, I read in the newspap- ers, has discovered that the Prison Medic- al Service does not, on the whole, employ the cream of the medical profession. I could have told...

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WRONG-FOOTED ON AFRICA

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Sousa Jamba attacks Western leftists who give comfort to Third World oppressors DURING the promotion of my novel, Patriots, I was a guest of the BBC's Start the Week...

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A QUESTION OF FEMALE TONE

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The media: Paul Johnson on the disadvantages which face public women IN A BID to increase its female read- ership, the Independent has been asking Why more women are not...

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How to get money

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FOR a touching evocation of the European spirit, I commend Grants from Europe: How to get money and influence policy. Published at 0.95 (but you might get a grant) by the...

Dear Sarah, no tanks

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I BLOW a kiss to Sarah Hogg in Downing Street — but what I find instructive are the appointments that John Major might have made instead, and didn't. A tremendous swirling and...

CITY AND SUBURBAN

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The dogs bark and the caravans move in it's humbug time in Rome CHRISTOPHER FILDES B ah! Humbug! A fine display of sea- sonal sanctimony and hypocrisy is on view this week at...

Tale of a tub

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JOHN Wakeham's great electric bran tub is ending in self-parody. Everybody gets a prize, almost everybody gets the same prize, an instant gain which can be turned into cash —...

Bond goes west

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THE feeling of Alan Bond's collar prompts a City friend of mine to promulgate Bond's Law: Never invest on a west coast. In Western Australia, all the cronies who seemed to have...

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Over the top?

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Sir: I suppose any grumbles about the extraordinary assertion of Jeffrey Klinke of the Daily Mail should properly be directed at John Murray (Advertisement). Still, you took the...

Poorer without Waugh

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Sir: Whether Auberon Waugh enjoys 'a taste of poverty' (Letters, 1 December) or not, would you please encourage him to resume weekly instead of fortnightly con- tributions to...

CAP out of hand

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Sir: There is only one thing I don't under- stand about the 'European issue'. Why are so many expensively educated and even intelligent people willing to put their com- plete...

Williams, deceased

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Sir: I am at a loss to help Allan Massie, who has been dreaming (Diary, 8 Decem- ber) of obituaries in the Independent. In the four years since the newspaper began publishing,...

Ecuconfidence

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Sir: Tim Congdon (Ecunomical with the truth', 1 December) is mistaken when he writes, 'Paper money. . . depends on legal backing for it to have any value.' Bank of England...

Non' payment

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Sir: I have just received a testy letter from an organisation calling itself the 'National Television Licence Records Office' (NTLRO) telling me to register with them as a...

LETTERS Drifting to port

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Sir: Your editorial of 1 December, 'Un- finished business', went a little way to assuage my foreboding of the last few weeks. For many, the initial shock and horror of Mrs...

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day earlier)) INext week's Christmas Doubles ?Issue will be on sale a day earlier)) than usual, and will cost £2.50 ilaftamsomaavanamagetayeagastmessiona k

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BOOKS

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The southern belle who told James Buchan FANNY KEMBLE: THE AMERICAN JOURNALS edited by Elizabeth Mayor Weidenfeld & Nicolson, 115, pp.216 R oute 17 runs down from Savannah...

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One quiet life

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Antony Lambton DAVID CECIL BEST FRIENDS H annah Cranborne set herself a diffi- cult task when she decided to collect memories of friends of her great uncle by marriage, the...

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For he's a jolly nice fellow

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P. J. Kavanagh EDMUND BLUNDEN by Barry Webb Yale, £18.50, pp. 360 A rtists need not be rebels; think of T. S. Eliot, sombre in his bank, Emily Dickinson, prim in her bedroom....

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Artemis and Actaeon They were both hunters. Actaeon came upon

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Artemi.s bathing and he spied upon her. To punish him she turned him into a stag and he was torn to pieces by his own hounds. Afterwards we came upon the letters — About a...

On the right side of the Thirties

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Christopher Hawtree RED LETTER DAYS by Andrew Croft Lawrence &Wishart, £19.95, pp. 352 ubtitled 'British fiction in the 1930s', this is a study of some novels published in...

The Heart's Location

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All my plans for suicide are ridiculous: I can never remember the heart's location. Too cheap to smash the car, too queasy to slash a wrist — once jumped off a bridge, almost...

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The old jokes are the best jokes

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Richard Ingrams T he task of reviewing the funny books at Christmas becomes yearly more onerous and depressing. Television radio scripts, re-heated newspaper columns,...

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The human form as a piece of landscape

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William Jo11 KEITH VAUGHAN by Malcolm Yorke Constable, £25, pp.288 T his being England, there would be little point in asking the man on the Clapham omnibus what he thought of...

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The marvellous party is finally over

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Jonathan Cecil BEATRICE LILLIE: THE FUNNIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD by Bruce Laffey Robson Books, £16.95, pp.296 A small chic lady stands by a grand piano. Peering demurely over a...

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Never letting I dare not wait upon I would

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William Scammell BERTOLT BRECHT: LETTERS 1913-1956 translated by Ralph Manheim, edited by John Willett Methuen, .00, pp.720 BERTOLT BRECHT: POEMS AND SONGS FROM THE PLAYS...

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Why are his churches so empty?

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Gregory Martin PETER SAENREDAM: THE PAINTER AND HIS TIME by Gary Schwartz and Marten Jan Bok Thames & Hudson, £38, pp.356 I n the late 1930s, on the basis of an analysis of a...

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Hardbacks for children large and small

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Juliet Townsend A few years ago my mother sent a box of books to the local hospital, only to have them rejected on the grounds that 'people nowadays only like paperbacks'. At...

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ARTS

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Museums Melancholy victory h e moment you walk into the National Museum of Modern Art in Munich, you realise that something doesn't fit. It is mostly a matter of proportions:...

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Exhibitions

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Emil Torday and the Art of the Congo 1900-1909 (Museum of Mankind, till November 1992) Art of Africa Giles Auty T hose who bemoan, occasionally, the absence of exhibitions...

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Theatre

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Three Sisters (Queen's) Time and the Conways (Old Vic) Relative values Christopher Edwards A s a marketing device, the casting of members of the Redgrave clan in the roles of...

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Cinema

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Time of the Gypsies ('15', Chelsea Cinema, Camden Plaza) A dash of poetry Mark Amory A fat, ugly bride is crying because the groom is so drunk that he has to be carried...

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Dance

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The Royal Ballet (Covent Garden) Balanchine act Deirdre McMahon A month ago the Birmingham Royal Ballet staged the company premiere of Balanchine's Symphony in Three Move-...

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Music

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Ordeal by camera Peter Phillips B arring what we in England call force majeure, in this case some overriding poli- tical event, a programme about music on another channel at...

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Gardens

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The gift of a garden Ursula Buchan W e are as likely as our children to confuse want with need. For, 'I need a Lego Pirate Ship with matching Desert Island,' read, 'I need a...

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Television

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Tuneless wonder Martyn Harris W hen I was a teenager my father always sat drumming his fingers through Bob Dylan documentaries and Beatles biopics. Why didn't they sing proper...

High life

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Aga saga Taki Athens Aga Khan's fight with the Jockey Club is that he's always been an extremely sore loser. For example: 32 years ago, when he was already Aga but finishing...

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Low life

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A crying shame Jeffrey Bernard O n Tuesday evening there was a terri- ble noise of sobbing from the basement flat. At first I thought that it must be the result of a lover's...

New life

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Bible belt-up Zenga Longmore W henever I hear the word 'Jubila- tion! spring from Olumba's lips early on a Sunday morning, it can mean only one thing. Uncle Bisi is on his...

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12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH WHISKY

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COMPETITION e vaVAS 12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH WHISKY Re sv Pansy Jaspistos I n Competition No. 1655 you were in- vited to write a modern ' Pansy ' , following D. H. Lawrence ' s...

CHESS

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Tit for tat Raymond Keene T he championship match has suddenly entered a most exciting phase after what appeared to be very much a phoney war from games 8 to 15. Last week I...

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CROSSWORD

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A first prize of £20 and two further prizes of £10 (or, for UK solvers, a copy of Chambers English Dictionary — ring the word 'Dictionary') for the first three correct solutions...

No. 1658: Quiz

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You all know those super-intelligent quiz- zes that are set in organs such as The Spectator over Christmas. You are invited to provide a parody of them in the form of various...

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SPECTATOR SPORT

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The grim umpire Frank Keating JOHN Currie died in a train as it ploughed through Saturday's blizzards in the Mid- lands. He was half of English rugby union's most enduring and...