25 NOVEMBER 2000, page 79

Wild Life

Clap trap Aldan Hartley T here are only three kinds of men in Africa,' my old Dad used to say. 'Those who have got the clap, or have had the clap, or are going to get the clap.'......

High Life

Stimulating the emotions Taki I t's damn nice to be back in London and to run into what my friend Sir Les Patter- son calls English ceiling inspectors. There were about five......