25 NOVEMBER 2000, page 80

No Life

Fishy's story Jeremy Clarke A t the last church I joined (charismat- ic), the gulf between words and deeds was the widest, by a mile, of any church I've ever been to. Before......

Wild Life

Clap trap Aldan Hartley T here are only three kinds of men in Africa,' my old Dad used to say. 'Those who have got the clap, or have had the clap, or are going to get the clap.'......