5 MARCH 2005, page 56

Cech, Mate!

FRANK KEATING O n the face of it, Liverpool have the best chance of the four English clubs seeking progress in the European Champions’ Cup next week. They take a 3-1 lead back......

Q. My Teenage Daughter’s Lifelong Friend Has Over The Years

developed the most unfortunate strain of body odour, obviously unbeknown to her. It has become increasingly unbearable recently and presumably in her earlier years was either......

Q. While Weekending At A Friend Of Mine’s Parents, Her

mother asked me if I would like some porridge as I arrived at breakfast. I am a keen porridge fan and replied as such. When I tasted the heaped bowl, however, it was heavily......

Q. I Want To Buy My 93-year-old Father A Present

for his birthday but there is nothing he doesn’t have and, what’s more, he hates extravagance. It seems depressing to give him nothing. What do you suggest, Mary? J.V.S.,......