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Order, order
The SpectatorT he Speakership of the House of Commons has been aptly described as âthe linchpin of the whole chariotâ. This is why the lamentable conduct of Michael Martin, who has...
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W e woke up early on Oscar morning to see the
The Spectatorhills of Hollywood wreathed in fog, clouds and spitting rain. I shivered in the unseasonable freezing weather. âShould be fun on the red carpet this afternoon,â I said to...
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T his is what Stubbsâs Constitutional History of England says: âThat
The Spectatorindividual members should not be called to account for their behaviour in Parliament, or for words there spoken, by any authority external to the house in which the offence was...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorMONDAY Thank goodness I keep a diary. I want to put on record here so that future generations of Lightwaters can see that it was my idea to have Our Leader encounter a great...
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Made in Sweden: the new Tory education revolution
The SpectatorFraser Nelson reports on the radical Swedish system of independent state schools, financed by vouchers, that has transformed the countryâs education performance and is now...
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The real tributaries of Enochâs ârivers of bloodâ
The SpectatorForty years after the notorious speech, Robert Shepherd explores its origins â Powellâs fear of Indian âcommunalismâ and his views on the US race riots W hat was in...
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Charlie does surf. Meet the new wizard of the web
The SpectatorCharles Leadbeater tells Matthew dâAncona about the riches to be mined from online collaboration â and says that the Conservatives have a chance to launch a new form of...
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Borisâs most brilliant wheeze to date was the letter to the Guardian attacking him
The SpectatorRod Liddle salutes the genius of the Tory mayoral candidate in sending a spoof petition condemning himself and praising Livingstone to the skies to the Leftâs in-house...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorMy husband went to a medical conference, paid for by a pharmaceutical company, in Padua, where the university has been teaching medicine since the 14th century. So I went too...
IQ 2 goes back to school
The SpectatorLloyd Evans I ntelligence Squared squared up to intelligence last Tuesday. How do we get the best from our brightest youngsters while not chucking the dimwits on to the...
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Rip up Blairism by the roots
The SpectatorSir: Michael Gove (Politics, 23 February) gives a eulogy to Tony Blair, âI admired Tony Blair. I knew Tony Blairâ. I had hoped that David Cameronâs claim to be âthe...
Our own enemy
The SpectatorSir: Douglas Murrayâs description (âA scholar who dares to look terror in the faceâ, 23 February) of the terrorist mentality is spot-on: ânarcissism, widely misconceived...
Cui bono?
The SpectatorSir: Hugo Rifkindâs conspiracy theory (Shared opinion, 23 February) about Dianaâs death has the merit of reasonableness, compared with the Al Fayed craziness. But it is a...
Score one for Toscanini
The SpectatorSir: Paul Johnson (And another thing, 16 February) might be amused at this delightful vignette about Toscaniniâs genius. An out-oftown visitor to Milan was enticed by a poster...
Substance abuse
The SpectatorSir: I looked up Venetia Thompson on Google and was not surprised to see, given the lack of any evidence or other proof offered in support of her comments about white men and...
Celtic cringe
The SpectatorSir: Molly Watson (Style & travel, 23 February) begins by saying âDylan Thomas used to say that a day away from Wales was a day wasted.â Was this the same Dylan Thomas who...
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The truth about the Auschwitz âgimmickâ row is that Labour exploited Jewish sensitivities
The SpectatorD avid Cameron, said the Times last Saturday, âwas facing intense political criticism last night after including student âtrips to Auschwitzâ on a list of government...
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Ten perfect poems and one little brown man
The SpectatorI t is said that when the British public is asked, âWhat is your favourite poem?â, the one chosen by most people is Kiplingâs âIfâ. Is there any evidence for this? And...
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Whatever happened to Sir Richard Evans?
The SpectatorEric Ellis tracks down the former chairman of BAE Systems amid the wintry steppes of Kazakhstan, where he is trying to introduce Western notions of corporate governance I had...
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Darling has offered an
The Spectatorincentive for chicanery George Trefgarne argues that nationalisation undermines fundamental principles of honesty and trust in banking I magine the scene at around 10 p.m....
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Small elephant at Dove Cottage
The SpectatorVictoria Glendinning T HE B ALLAD OF D OROTHY WORDSWORTH by Frances Wilson Faber, £16.99, pp. 267, ISBN 97805771230471 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his is a...
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Plunging into the hurly-burly
The SpectatorRupert Christiansen T HE R EST IS N OISE : L ISTENING TO THE T WENTIETH C ENTURY by Alex Ross Fourth Estate, £20, pp.624, ISBN 9781841154756 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870...
Thom Gunn
The SpectatorWe set out to explore the poison root, To etch the brain with new cartography, The harbour-glitter and the wine-dark sea. The only rule was endless latitude. Let the unready...
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Power to the people
The SpectatorRobert Stewart G OD â S F URY , E NGLAND â S F IRE by Michael Braddick Allen Lane, £30, pp. 758, ISBN 9780713996326 â £24 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I n July,...
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The return of Kureishi-man
The SpectatorD. J. Taylor S OMETHING TO T ELL Y OU by Hanif Kureishi Faber, £15.99, pp. 344, ISBN 9760571209774 â £12.79 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A nthony Powell always...
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An appeal from beyond the grave
The SpectatorRichard Beeston RECoNCILIATIoN: I SLAM , D EMoCRACY AND THE W EST by Benazir Bhutto Simon & Schuster, £17.99, pp. 328, ISBN 9781847372734 I n 1988 I arrived in Pakistan a few...
Eye of newt and toe of frog aplenty
The SpectatorMark Fisher D RY S ToRE R ooM N o . 1: T HE S ECRET L IFE oF THE N ATURAL H ISToRY M USEUM by Richard Fortey HarperPress, £20, pp. 352, ISBN 9780007209380 â £16 (plus...
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A time for resolutions
The SpectatorI n the forthcoming volume of his Smoking Diaries (not out till April, but Iâve been reading a proof copy) my old friend Simon Gray makes a brave admission. Well, he makes a...
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Portrait of a director
The SpectatorMark Glazebrook talks to Sandy Nairne, who explains why the NPG is part of the life of London D avid Piper, director of the National Portrait Gallery 1964â67, was a brilliant...
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Art for the masses
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Alexander Rodchenko: Revolution in Photography Hayward Gallery, until 27 April T hereâs a whole separate exhibition in the downstairs galleries of the...
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Aural danger
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann T he Guardian had an interesting â and, frankly, terrifying â piece the other day by Nick Coleman, the Independent âs long-serving and shamelessly...
Family at war
The SpectatorDeborah Ross Margot at the Wedding Nationwide, 15 M argot at the Wedding is one of those unsettling and bothersome films which will bother and unsettle you during, afterwards...
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Coward tribute
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Brief Encounter The Cinema Haymarket The Homecoming Almeida Under the Eagle White Bear B it of a spoiled brat, the Cinema Haymarket. Canât decide what it wants....
Dead end
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Salome Royal Opera House W hat is a producer, or, as they more often like to be called these days, director, to do if he is asked to produce/direct a work about...
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Compare and contrast
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio Flight London Coliseum B allet galas might be the dream of every spectacle-craving balletomane, but they can easily become a nightmarishly boring series of...
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Seeking redemption
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart T he Ladyâs Not For Spurning (BBC4, Monday) was ostensibly about Margaret Thatcher and the baleful influence she had on the Conservative party after 1990. It...
Wild life
The SpectatorKate Chisholm O nly this column would persuade me to get up at 6.30 on a Sunday morning. Six-thirty! In my other life I pore over the collected works of the 18th-century writer...
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Good guys, bad guys
The SpectatorTaki A n interesting week, to say the least. A Carlton Club speech on multiculturalism which didnât quite come off, a kidnapping in Gstaad, a party in London to celebrate...
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Open for business
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I can go for fortnight without a drink three weeks at a push. After that I begin to feel disconnected. I try to ignore the feeling, hoping itâs a symptom of...
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Cut-price torture
The SpectatorMelissa Kite M y favourite television advertisement at the moment is for EDF energy, which promises us that it can make our bills lower. All we have to do is use less gas and...
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Cheating at food
The SpectatorRichard Sennett âE craser lâinf&me!â Voltaire proclaimed in his war on corrupt priests and crooked government officials. Deliaâs Smithâs new book How to Cheat at...
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One man and his winery
The SpectatorTim Heald takes his place around the Stone Wall Table W hen his father died, Rob OâCallaghan, the maker of Rockford wines in South Australiaâs Barossa Valley, was mildly...
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Pleasure boats
The SpectatorAndrew Roberts says cruises are the best way to see the world I f ever you want to murder your husband by hitting him over the head with a bottle, always choose champagne. The...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorMacavity-like, Brown was never there when he was Chancellor, and rarely seems to be there now he is Prime Minister. When he is, he is always blaming someone else or avoiding the...
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W ith Shilpa Shetty, Lachlan Murdoch, Aussie feist-meister Andrew Symonds and
The Spectatormore Indian billionaires than you can shake a stump at, the eye-watering player-auction for the new Twenty20 Indian Premier League (IPL) in Mumbai last week was never going to...
your problemS Solved
The SpectatorDear Mary Q. I suffer from a form of visual Spoonerism (in New College chapel Warden Spooner concluded, âin the sermon which I have just been preaching, wherever I have said...
Q. I enjoyed the problem of your correspondent of 23
The SpectatorFebruary who is organising a 50th birthday party. My own 40th birthday is looming. I do not want the day to go unmarked but I am a single woman. I am not loaded and feel it...
Q. My husband has been acting very strangely, pulling agonised
The Spectatorfaces in a mirror, wearing spectacles and practising speaking very slowly in a womanâs voice. He has become obsessed by Gill Harbord, the formidable headmistress of Eggleston...