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Portrait of the week A n American army major serving in
The SpectatorEast Germany was shot by a Soviet sentry. Medical help was withheld from him while he died. President Reagan said the incident was tragic and unjustified, but added that he...
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Politics
The SpectatorWho's boxed in? Charles Moore A s the Budget debate drew to its close on Monday, Mr Roy Jenkins praised Mr Edward Heath. Losing the Tory lead- ership might not have done much...
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Death in the Soviet Zone
The SpectatorA n American officer has been killed by a Soviet soldier in East Germany. But what on earth was an American officer doing in East Germany? And how many people in this country...
Irish Utopia
The SpectatorA t least the headline in the week's Mail on Sunday, 'Peace in Ireland?', had a question mark attached to it: when the present editor of that paper, Stuart Steven, was involved...
Notes
The SpectatorT he initials SDI stand for Strategic Defence Initiative, the proper name of President Reagan's 'Star Wars' plans. But they may also stand for 'Soviet Dream Idea'. This...
Charles's bitter cup
The Spectatorrr he Prince of Wales is becoming known for a slightly eccentric other- worldliness. He is said to be very interested in homeopathy and unusual diets. He is also, of course, a...
Next week's Spectator will go to press a day early,
The Spectatorin order to be on sale on Wednesday in London, and Maundy Thursday in the rest of the country.
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Another voice
The SpectatorNothing needs doing Auberon Waugh A full-page advertisement, paid for by the Department of Health and Social Security, appeared in many newspapers on Sunday. It shows four...
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Diary
The SpectatorA A fter a week in which two well- ■ -connected young men, the Marquess of Blandford and Lord Glenconner's eldest son, Charles Tennant, have appeared in court on charges...
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'Star Wars'
The SpectatorAll the world a bomb Christopher Hitchens We were at lunch one day, and I did almost all the listening. Congress had just voted to 'fund' the MX missile — designed to break...
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Chinese Triads
The SpectatorDry Duck on trial Brian Eads Hong Kong H enry Liu Yi-Liang, a Chinese- American writer and journalist, was shot to death in the garage of his home in Daly City, south of San...
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Conference on Communism and Liberal Democracy
The SpectatorFrom Kensington bunker Timothy Garton Ash W ill you speak?' Mr A asked Mr B over a scrumptious breakfast at the Royal Garden Hotel. 'Yes, I'm going to talk about the impos-...
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A Cornish genius
The SpectatorVou're all fools and I'm not!' shouted .1. the infant Leslie Rowse, as he leant over the little banisters of the clayworker's cottage in Cornwall which was his child- hood home....
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Millwall at home
The SpectatorAndrew Brown The Den, Mil!wall N ationalism, in Orwell's sense, is a very powerful drug. It animates the most common form of football supporter as he yells encouragement to his...
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The sound of the abeng
The SpectatorRoy Kerridge A n abeng is a conch shell or cow's horn, when blown into, emits a harsh, siren-like blast. In times past, the abeng was used as a warning system by runaway...
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The media
The SpectatorInnocent victims? Paul Johnson T he deaths last week inLebanon of two members of a television crew, killed by an Israeli tank-shell, raise some important Professional issues,...
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High and dry
The SpectatorT he great City crash must be nearer than we think. Witness the exchange be- tween two of the City's most potent forces: one, just about its biggest wine-merchant; the other,...
Express courtship
The SpectatorD ear boy (says our most successful magazine publisher), printers are like girls. Love them, but don't let yourself marry them. The time will come when you need to give them a...
Coal tip
The SpectatorV igorous ante-post betting on the Coal Board Stakes suggest that the search is now on for Ian MacGregor's successor. Early favourite Sir Michael Edwardes is now drifting in the...
Putting on the Ritz
The Spectatorhere is jam for the lawyers' tea at the 1 Ritz. They can thank the Al Fayed brothers, now taking over House of Fraser. The brothers already own the Ritz in Paris, and claim to...
The staghounds
The SpectatorT he bold gendarmes of the City like to run in the little boys who do no harm — it keeps up their arrest rate — but leave the serious villains safely on the opposite side of the...
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The economy
The SpectatorWhere's the alternative? Jock Bruce-Gardyne M ost noble Lords on Monday, I sus- pect, approached the maiden speech of the Lord Bishop of Durham rather in the mood in which la...
One hundred years ago
The SpectatorWhatever the state of negotiations with Russia, the British Government is obviously resolved to be prepared for the worst. On Thursday a Royal Mes- sage was read in both Houses,...
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Ossian
The SpectatorSir: Hugh Trevor-Roper ('Wrong but romantic', 16 March) does not resolve the dilemma posed by Macpherson — either the man made up the lot out of his own head, in which case he...
Dunboyne's munificence
The SpectatorSir: I venture to correct Mark Pinkerton (Letters, 16 February) about John, the Catholic Bishop of Cork who became 22nd Lord Dunboyne in 1786. John was then no more than 56 (the...
Costly
The SpectatorSir: Paul Johnson's claim that Australia and New Zealand 'have always been accus- tomed to getting defence on the cheap' by courtesy of Britain and the US (Pacific Cold War', 23...
Bowel trouble
The SpectatorSir: During its passage through the Specta- tor's sub-editorial bowels the vitello tonna- to of last week's 'Imperative cooking' was changed into vitella tomato. I write not in...
Scottish heritage
The SpectatorSir: I owe you and the readers of the Spectator an apology for the apparent illegibility of my handwriting that caused the mistakes (peculiarly blushmaking for someone so severe...
Letters
The SpectatorAuthors and publishers Sir: I cannot allow Richard 01lard's some- what crotchety little bit of self-justification (Letters, 23 March) about the jacket copy of Philip Ziegler's...
Engineers' windows
The SpectatorSir: Engineers are commemorated in West- minster Abbey, in most of the windows along the north side of the nave and north choir aisle ('Engineers' Corner', Books, 23 March). Why...
Thatcher's Britain
The SpectatorSir: May I posit the alternative to 'Ange- lophir (Letters, 2 March)? A campaign for blue buses, yellow taxis and the whole- hearted acceptance of British Telecom's excellent...
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Centrepiece
The SpectatorWater closet march Colin Welch O n a recent Sunday evening I watched the television news coverage of a gigantic nuclear disarmament march in Brussels. The commentary was...
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Books
The SpectatorThe airman's fantasies Max Hastings The Right of the Line: The Royal Air Force in the European War 1939-45 John Terraine (Hodder 04.95) J ohn Terraine has built his...
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The clear shadow
The SpectatorIsabel Colegate Dorothy Wordsworth Robert Gittings and Jo Manton (Clarendon Press, Oxford £.12.50) Letters of Dorothy Wordsworth: A Selection Edited by Alan G. Hill (Clarendon...
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Dear George. . . Yours Morgan
The SpectatorFerdinand Mount Orwell: The War Broadcasts Edited by W. J. West (Duckworth/BBC £12.50) 'I cr believe that the BBC, in spite of the believe of its foreign propaganda and the...
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Juxtapositions
The SpectatorSix decades gone and one to come, In summer leaves I read, autumn. July foliage, winter form: Beech in leaf and barebones elm. I saw a salmon leap and fail, Fail and leap...
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Dorothy and friends
The SpectatorChristopher Hawtree had Auden's dog tags and Saint Christ- opher medal until 1975. The dog tags are now in the Humanities Research Cen- ter, the University of Texas,' observes...
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Too good to be true
The SpectatorJohn Biggs-Davison John Hume: Statesman of the Troubles Barry White (Blackstaff £10.95, £5.95) T his is not a definitive biography. It is rather an essay in interim...
Others
The Spectator'Vegetable presences' — or so Strindberg would have them. I'd use a different term — but one they'd like no better, now I come to think of it. No wonder I'm celibate....
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Look Sharpe
The SpectatorStan Gebler Davies Krippendorf's Tribe Frank Parkin (Collins £7.95) Beef Wellington Blue Max Davidson (Heinemann £8.95) S ince Tom Sharpe has taken to imitating himself, it is...
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An American in Morocco
The SpectatorFrancis King The Spider's House Paul Bowles (Peter Owen £10.95) T he cruellest misfortune that can befall a writer is to produce a first book so outstanding that no other book...
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Arts
The SpectatorBarber black sheep Rodney Milnes II barbiere di Siviglia (Covent Garden and Kent Opera) Siegfried (WNO, Birmingham) T here was some mild whingeing on the part of the critical...
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Theatre
The SpectatorIll-defined Christopher Edwards Tom and Viv (Royal Court) H ow difficult to meet Mr Eliot might 'have been the subtitle to Michael Hastings's hit play and sometime succes de...
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Cinema
The SpectatorEmpty passage Peter Ackroyd S ince David Lean's film claims merely to be 'based on the novel', there is very little reason for critics to object to the fact that it bears only...
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Art
The SpectatorOld old story Giles Auty David Bomberg (Fischer Fine Art till 12 April) Four Australian Artists (Crane Kalman till 13 April) A 'though neglected during much of his which ended...
Dance
The SpectatorTelling tales Julie Kavanagh Ballet Rambert (Sadler's Wells) Siobban Davies (South Bank Show) L ike patting your head while rubbing your stomach, watching dance and listening...
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Radio
The SpectatorBad news Noel Malcolm T he Radio Times recently announced a competition invitin g readers to submit ideas for a funny radio pro g ramme. There are still two months to g o...
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Television
The SpectatorCompelling Alexander Chancellor I don't know what it is about Roy .Plomley. Although he is perfectly fright- ful in every possible way, everything he does is utterly...
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Home life
The SpectatorNinepins Alice Thomas Ellis p eople keep falling ill. I think the stars must be .responsible. The moon is looking very peculiar at the moment too. We were standing on...
High life
The SpectatorIn the club Taki Gstaad T he Eagle Club was founded in 1957 by dissident members of the Corvigha Club who had decided to move over to Gstaad from St Moritz. I say dissident...
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Postscript
The SpectatorImmortal log P.J. Kavanagh L ast week the final paragraph of this column was somehow lopped off, lost in Gower Street. This is something that normally never happens at the...
Competition
The SpectatorNo. 1365: Making a meal of it Set by Jaspistos: Writers on cookery can be quite as pretentious, long-winded or falsely lyrical as writers on wine. A recipe, please, with...
No. 1362: The winners
The SpectatorJaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a vernal poem in the manner of Hardy or Hopkins or Housman. The three Hs have all been gloriously mimicked and parodied before,...
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Competition entries
The SpectatorTo enable competitors to economise on postage, entries for one or more weeks of the competition and crossword may be posted together under one cover addressed 'Competition...
Chess
The SpectatorFide in extremis? Harry Golombek T he match for the world chess cham- pionship which ended in Moscow so disastrously and dishonourably for the reputation of both world...
Solution to Crossword 698: Vedeity T h fo e unclued lights (whose
The Spectatoruncheckable letters e f rrn „ 'NI:ma AVATAR) are some of the ADITYAS rfindu mythology as listed by, inter alia, Larousse's World Mythology. t e i nners: J.E. Roberts, Cannock,...
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Students
The Spectatorsubscribe now at less than half-price Spectator Student Offer I would like to subscribe to The YES Spectator at less than half price for: I enclose a cheque for 6 months 0.95...
Crossword 701
The SpectatorA first prize of £20 and two further prizes of £10 (or a copy of Chambers Dictionary value £11.95 — ring the words 'Chambers Dictionary' above) will be awarded for the first...
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T was sitting back in my armchair after 'watching the
The Spectatorfirst in the new series of The Wine Programme (Channel 4, Tues- days, 8.30) when a voice spoke from beside me. It was a light, dry, sparkling voice with a hint of acidity and a...
Books Wanted
The SpectatorThere is now a small charge of £1 per insertion (Max. 2 books). Cheques made payable to The S pectator. Please send details to Books Wanted, The Spectator, 56 Doughty St, London...
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G oing out to restaurants is so expensive these days that
The SpectatorI'm surprised people ever think of going to places they don't know. So much safer to stick to old favourites where you know what you're getting and, presumably, know that you'll...