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Cinema

Happiness is a warm bed pan CHRISTOPHER HUDSON For the two lovers, brevity is the soul of witlessness. Dialogue is on the lines of 'holy shit! ', 'bullshit!' and 'don't bullshit......

Opera

Sober seraglio RODNEY ivillAsTEs After his thoughtful production of Cosi fan tutte for the Royal Opera, it was only to be expected that John Cop- ley might take a fairly solemn......