21 MARCH 1987, page 43
Home Life
Toad away Alice Thomas Ellis oor Janet's toad, Michael, passed away the other day and she was very upset. Don't give your heart to a toad to tear. Now her fish have got white......
Low Life
Flat out Jeffrey Bernard T he business of waiting for a flat and meanwhile having nowhere to live is get- ting up my nose and on my tits. Two or three more weeks of it and it......