23 APRIL 2005, page 49

Spiking The Gunners

FRANK KEATING ‘T he Real General Election’ trumpeted a cynically astute headline in the Daily Mirror last week over a large blue campaign rosette bearing the picture of Frank......

Q. My Sister-in-law, Whom I Am Fond Of And Who

is very generous, has an annoying habit of inviting herself to the house whenever she likes, usually at very short notice. Each summer there is a music festival in a village......

Q. I Have Neighbours Who Are Very Close Friends And

I go often to their house, occasionally dropping in but usually by invitation. They are always wonderfully hospitable but, being foreigners, they have very odd telephone......