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T he Queen Mother was buried in the same vault as
The Spectatorher husband, George VI, in St George's Chapel, Windsor, after a funeral at Westminster Abbey attended by 25 members of European royal families. Fifty thousand people a day had...
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FIGHTING FANATICISM T
The Spectatorhe world condemnation of Israel for its actions on the West Bank is both disproportionate and insincere. Many of the Arab states routinely indulge in far worse atrocities...
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E New York
The Spectatorver since I first came here in 1965, I have loved this city. On my first visit since last September, it now strikes me that what happened then explains obliquely just why I do....
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How Tony Blair tried to muscle in on the mourning
The SpectatorPETER OBORNE S hortly after the death of the Queen Mother a call was made from Downing Street to an official at the Palace of Westminster about the lying-in-state. The Prime...
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The only tone I am able to adopt
The Spectatorthese days is Victor Meldrew's MATTHEW PARRIS V ictor Meldrew's, apparently, is the tone the Tories want to avoid. But, even as they move in a more receptive direction, this...
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THE COWARDLY WHITES WHO HELP MUGABE
The SpectatorBoris Johnson on the suffering of Zimbabwe's farmers and the indifference of big business Masowe, Zimbabwe FRANKLY, I am a bit nervous. Someone has said get killed, looking all...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorONE of the Israeli soldiers surrounding the Palestinian gunmen claiming asylum in the (exquisite paradox) church of Christ's nativity in Bethlehem said that they would not...
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STOP IN THE NAME OF DECENCY
The SpectatorEmma Williams on the mistakes that Israel is making in its war against the terrorists Jerusalem A FEW weeks ago an Israeli cabinet minister called on his country to 'do to the...
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THE JEALOUSY OF GOD
The SpectatorThe three monotheistic religions are in bitter conflict. Jasper Griffin wonders whether the ancients were not wiser with their polytheism TEN years ago, Soviet communism...
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DOESN'T SUIT YOU, SIR
The SpectatorMark Birley, owner of the nightclub Annabel's, says that the British don't know how to be casual SOME months ago, I made a decision to change the dress code in Annabel's. For...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorA FOOTNOTE on the Queen Mother, but first: 'Someone whose opinion I respect,' writes a reader from Johannesburg, 'claims that the word few is Old English for the number eight....
DON'T PRIVATISE JUSTICE
The SpectatorFenton Bresler says the families of the Omagh victims deserve sympathy but not support in their private case against the bombers AT 3.10 p.m. on Saturday, 15 August 1998, a...
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Second opinion
The SpectatorALL flesh is grass, of course — that goes without saying — but, round here, it is also batteries, coins, razor blades, bleach, 'wraps' of cocaine and heroin, and anything else...
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COLONIAL WARS
The SpectatorNeil Clark says that the new liberal imperialism is making the world safe for terrorists and drug-runners 'WHAT is needed is a new kind of imperialism, one compatible with...
Banned wagon
The SpectatorA weekly survey of the things our rulers want to prohibit WHY is violent crime increasing? Because there aren't enough laws? Or because existing laws are not properly enforced,...
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Golden days when Gin Lane led to Clarence House
The SpectatorPAUL JOHNSON T he most endearing thing about the Queen Mother, and the real index of her demotic appeal, was her association in the popular mind with gin. She thus joins a...
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Strange meeting
The SpectatorFrom Mr Amos Oz Sir: Concerning Paul Gottfried's article (Extremism in the defence of liberty', 6 April) about my 'interview with Ariel Sharon', I have one important thing to...
Zimbabwe's plight
The SpectatorFrom Sir Albert Robinson Sir: Algy Cluffs article ('Time to deal with Mugabe', 30 March) suggests that Mugabe 'rightly or wrongly' has convinced himself that at Lancaster House...
Happy Bermudans
The SpectatorFrom Mr Robert Stewart Sir: I enjoyed the article by Simon Heifer on English emigration arising largely from the policies of the Blair government (`The next great exodus', 30...
Unhappy Alliance
The SpectatorFrom Lord Mancroft Sir: Peter Oborne's thoughtful review (Politics, 6 April) of the battle for hunting was not entirely accurate in its every detail. It is correct that the...
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Safety in numbers
The SpectatorFrom Mr Keith Scott Sir: Australia inherited the English jury system, as portrayed by Andrew Geddes (Blind justice', 23 March). However, what concerns me as a practising...
Riveting Steyn
The SpectatorFrom His Excellency Gha.zi Algosaibi Sir: Mark Steyn (Say goodbye, Yasser Arafat', 6 April), the dismantler of sovereign nations and destabiliser of whole regions, strikes...
The Cyprus problem
The SpectatorFrom Myrna Kleapas Sir: There is no country in the world, other than Turkey, which believes that the present status quo in Cyprus is acceptable (Roasted Turkey'. 30 March). By...
Great restraint
The SpectatorFrom Dr Robin Daniels Sir: Having been thoroughly depressed (and rightly so) by Theodore Dalrymple and his reflections on the passing of a Britain of honour and self-discipline...
Wagnered out
The SpectatorFrom Mr A. Malcolm Sir: Can Michael Henderson (Arts, 6 April) explain why he thinks Wagner was a greater composer than, say, Bach, Haydn, Mozart or Schubert? Is Parsifal a...
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How does this pension scheme defy gravity?
The SpectatorBecause you and I prop it up CHRISTOPHER FILDES H ere's something: a pension scheme which seems to be defying gravity. A finalsalary scheme, too, meaning that your pension is...
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The eye of the beholder
The SpectatorIt will take more than celebrity commentators to save British couture, says Colin McDowell THE most distinguished moments in the annual fashion calendar — that frenetic...
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Swing out, sister
The SpectatorLucy Vickery 'ARE you here to check in, ladies?' The strict, shrill voice rang out around the reception area of The Sanctuary day spa in London's Covent Garden. My hardworking...
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Easy tiger
The SpectatorSam Leith THE relationship between Britain and the United States has been concisely expressed as this: anything we got, they got one bigger. And it doesn't just apply to...
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Poseurs' paradise
The SpectatorAnthony Torrance THE little harbour is crammed with unimaginably expensive yachts, the quayside is wall-to-wall Hermes and Versace boutiques, and the girls sipping Camparis in...
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Money for nothing
The SpectatorGillian Scott IMAGINE sitting down to breakfast tomorrow morning to find a cheque for £3,000 in the post, with a note telling you to spend it all on yourself. Prudent folk...
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Boy racer
The SpectatorMax Wakefield I WENT to Milton Abbey, a school that was attended by children who had come last in every exam they had ever taken. During rugby matches, pupils who were not...
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Crowning glories
The SpectatorCarol Woolton WHO would have thought that the glamorous accessory for women this year would be the same as that which adorned their great-grandmothers? In her Golden Jubilee...
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The curse of unresisting adoration
The SpectatorAf ter Our Mutual Friend, his last completed novel, there is every reason to suppose that Dickens was essentially done. After the publication of that magnificent novel in...
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Soaring close to the sun
The SpectatorDiana Hendry FLIGHT by Victoria Glendinning Scribner, £16.99, pp. 260, ISBN 0743220285 T he title of Glendinning's novel has less to do with the fact that its hero, Martagon,...
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Fearful beauty and danger
The SpectatorMan Judd VOYAGES OF DELUSION: THE SEARCH FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE IN THE AGE OF REASON by Glyn Williams HarperCollins, £15.99, pp. 467, ISBN 0002571811 D r Johnson was sound...
The dextrous and the gibble-fisted
The SpectatorRobert Macfarlane RIGHT HAND, LEFT HAND: THE ORIGINS OF ASYMMETRY IN BRAINS, BODIES, ATOMS AND CULTURES by Chris McManus Weidenfeld, £20, pp. 412, ISBN 0297645978 I n the...
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From Inverness-shire to Kumbum
The SpectatorHugh Ma ssingberd PAST FORGETTING by Veronica Maclean Review, £20, pp. 374, ISBN 0755310241 T he title of Veronica Maclean's bracing, breezy and often moving memoir comes from...
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Meat and drink for the imagination
The SpectatorJudith Flanders THE CHILD THAT BOOKS BUILT by Francis Spofford Faber; f12.99, pp. 212, ISBN 0571191320 I sat on the second stair in our house in a Montreal suburb. The dog...
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Quirky, quicksilver mind
The SpectatorJohn Biffen HERE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW by John Nott Politico's, £20, pp. 350, ISBN 1842750305 A neurin Bevan dismissed political biography: 'I like my fiction straight.' He...
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Whistling in the dark
The SpectatorCressida Connolly WILL THE CIRCLE BE UNBROKEN? by Studs Terkel Granta, £15, pp. 407 ISBN 1862075115 T en years ago I approached a literary agent with an idea for a book; an...
Conspiracies galore
The SpectatorCharles Mitchell N o doubt the officers of Her Majesty's Secret Service would like to weave supersubtle webs of deception and bluff to ensnare the opposition, if only for the...
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Leaving his heart with the dead
The SpectatorBenji Wilson WHO'S WHO IN HELL by Robert Chalmers Atlantic Books, £12, pp. 272, ISBN 1903809991 N ewspaper obituary notices used to be paper gravestones until Hugh Massingberd,...
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Shrouds have no pockets
The SpectatorP.J. Kavanagh HEAVEN Peter Stanford HarperCollins, £1799, pp, 374, ISBN 0002571013 T his interesting book gives an odd impression of having been written by two people, and...
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Deserving a small place in history
The SpectatorKevin Myers PUBLIC SERVANT, SECRET AGENT by Paul Routledge Fourth Estate, £16.99, pp. 392, ISBN 1841152447 S o who did murder Airey Neave, Margaret Thatcher's closest political...
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A pantomime with real bombs
The SpectatorAlan Wall HATCHETT AND LYCETT by Nigel Williams Viking, £10.99, pp.424, ISBN 0670912557 0 ne of the problems all historical fiction confronts is usage. At its most parodic the...
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Stop being so tight-fisted
The SpectatorMartin Gayford has some advice for the new directors of our museums M any years ago, some people I know took a long walk in Suffolk to the site of Sutton Hoo. At the end of...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorTiaras (Victoria & Albert Museum, till 14 July) What a lot of sparklers Selina Mills E dward Burne Jones once said that, if you didn't want to swallow a jewel when you saw...
Opera
The SpectatorTristan und Isolde (Royal Opera House) La Vestale (Coliseum) Haitink triumph Michael Tanner T he Royal Opera's revival of its 2000 production of Tristan und Isolde is notable...
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Theatre
The SpectatorThe Full Monty (Prince of Wales) South Pacific (Olivier) My One and Only (Piccadilly) American rip-off Toby Young W atching The Full Monty — a musical version of the 1997...
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Music
The SpectatorLive compromise Peter Phillips W hen is a live recording not a live recording? And what is gained when it is live? The answer to the second question, if it were done as the...
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Jazz
The SpectatorVoices for freedom Stuart Nicholson S oul of Things, a new album from the Munich-based ECM label, provides an answer to a question jazz fans have been debating since 1959. The...
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Cinema
The SpectatorPauline and Paulette (PG, selected cinemas) Take four sisters Mark Steyn I t occurs to me I don't review enough films about old Flemish women. My mother happens to be an old...
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Television
The SpectatorAt home with the Forsytes Simon Hoggart F irst things first, and so we must acknowledge that the new Granada production of The Fors - yte Saga is very good indeed. I've...
Radio
The SpectatorVictory against the odds Michael Vestey B roadcast at last, The Falklands Play on Radio Four last Saturday did not disappoint and was really quite gripping. The play was...
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The turf
The SpectatorSense of purpose Robin Oakley S tand on the top of Tom George's gallops and you can feel you own the world. You can experience, too, quite a nasty jab from the green-eyed god...
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High life
The SpectatorNatural friendship Taki T h New York e first friend I made when I arrived in the then merry old England during the swinging Sixties was a cherubic, incredibly pink, forever...
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Low life
The SpectatorLooking different Jeremy Clarke I cut my face shaving the other day, quite badly, up near the cheekbone. If I'm not more careful, I'm going to cut my head off one of these...
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Singular life
The SpectatorTrouble in Marrakesh Petronelia Wyatt T he donkey and its car-load full of wood was barring the way down the narrow dust-strewn Moroccan street. We were late. Our table at...
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AFTER all that grumbling about this job turning out to
The Spectatorbe rubbish and not being sufficiently appreciated and all those years of training at the LSC going to waste and never getting a single fan letter or anything, I suddenly...
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Ireland
The SpectatorMatt Bannerman HENRY O'DONNELL, champion swimmer of all Donegal, took four hours to swim the ten miles to Tory Island, and six to swim back again, a disparity due more to the...
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Diaz, Drew and me, too
The SpectatorPatrick West BRENTFORD is one of those places that the press is fond of calling 'unglamorous'. Driving towards Heathrow, one can discern its presence by six grey-brown...
Q. How much body contact and heavy breathing should one
The Spectatorhave to tolerate from an optician in the course of an eye-examination before feeling justified in complaining of sexual harassment? A.S., Horsham, West Sussex A. A certain...
Q. I am a quite successful artist and have regular
The SpectatorWest End exhibitions. Unfortunately. I also have a very rich sister-in-law who thinks she is helping my career by buying up quantities of rny pictures at each show, often under...
Q. In The Spectator last year (22 September) a correspondent
The Spectatorwrote about the 'mystery dog's-mess vigilante' of Wiltshire who spraypaints dogs' messes with fluorescent paint. Here is a further suggestion along the same lines. Carry a small...