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Hereâs what we call progress
The SpectatorâP rogress prevailsâ: thus did the Guardian âs editorial on Wednesday celebrate the defeat of amendments to the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill that would have...
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Zimbabwe T he day after my arrival in Harare I attended
The SpectatorEvensong at St Mary Magdaleneâs Anglican church. The congregation was in a state of shock. Almost every church in Harare had been raided by riot police that morning. In some...
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Beneath the radar, the Tory party is working on a strategy to win by a landslide
The SpectatorT hese are bad times for Conservatives fighting the tightest marginal seats. About a year ago they were given generous resources to help them campaign, to promote their...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorMONDAY Shame it leaked out about our Two Plans. Still, now at least I can tell people why Iâve been so busy â working with the Plan B Team! This is the most important...
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The new âspecial relationshipâ: between London and New York
The SpectatorMichael Bloomberg , the Mayor of New York, unveils his new partnership with Boris, and their plans to forge a transatlantic alliance between the two greatest cities on earth to...
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Irelandâs EU referendum will be no walkover
The SpectatorDaniel Hannan says that the vote on the Lisbon Treaty is not in the bag for the âYesâ camp, which has no argument to offer. Meanwhile, the âNoâ campaign is gaining...
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Very few single girls actually have that much sex
The SpectatorMarianne Macdonald says that, in an encounter in New York with Sarah Jessica Parker, she realised, finally, how much of a myth Sex and the City really was T he press launch of...
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For real globalisation, look at Ancient Rome
The SpectatorPeter Jones says the Romans made things work by keeping it simple. Gordon Brown could learn from this world in which complexity was an ill to be avoided not embraced I n South...
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Welcome to the United States of Amnesia
The SpectatorGore Vidal tells Mary Wakefield that America has forgotten its constitutional roots, and explains why Bobby Kennedy was âthe biggest son of a bitch in politicsâ T o kill...
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A century from now, we will be appalled that we allowed abortions at all
The SpectatorRod Liddle says the Commons vote securing the 24-week limit is no more than a craven politicianâs fudge, designed to postpone the day when the law of the land finally catches...
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Thatcherâs champion
The SpectatorSir: The Spectator may have been Margaret Thatcherâs first press champion as Fraser Nelson notes (âLabourâs best hopeâ, 17 May), but its support was not unwavering. At...
Fareâs unfair
The SpectatorSir: Tom Harris, the rail minister (Letters, 17 May), rightly states that it would be unacceptable for the government to subsidise journalists and businessmen for first-class...
Scripture lesson
The SpectatorSir: Theo Hobsonâs interview with Gene Robinson (âItâs harder for straights to feel Christian charity than gaysâ, 10 May) certainly clarifies the issue at stake. It is...
Religious howlers
The SpectatorSir: With reference to Eric Brown (Letters, 17 May), verbal anachronisms are not the only plague in Foyleâs War . Its religious howlers are worse. In a recent episode, the...
Markham my words
The SpectatorSir: Charles Moore tells us (The Spectatorâs Notes, 17 May) that property prices in Markham Square, Chelsea, have rocketed from £7,800 in 1955 for the house in which his wife...
Great suit
The SpectatorSir: Reading Joan Collinsâs piece on Doug Hayward (âAn Actorâs Lifeâ, 17 May) reminded me of the brief but happy time I spent working for Doug in his Mount Street shop....
Ear witness
The SpectatorSir: It was Jocelyn Hambro, chairman of Hambros Bank â not, as your correspondent Richard Skilbeck tells us (Letters, 17 May), Bernard Levin â who called Harold Wilson the...
General knowledge
The SpectatorSir: If Charles Moore (The Spectatorâs Notes, 10 May) thinks that Che Guevara held the rank of general, it just shows that Collegers donât know as much as they think they...
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I wish George Eliot or Alan Bennett had been with me in the Ryanair check-in queue
The SpectatorâI âll tell you, Janet, if I was 23 anâ âad a nice, good-lookinâ young man, Iâd not be here on âoliday with you. Donât get me wrong â itâs been a lovely...
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Heaven may be the perfect library but some on earth come close
The SpectatorI sympathise with those mediaeval Jewish rabbis who, asked to describe heaven, pictured it as a perfect library. For them books were, or ought to be, inseparable from holiness....
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Hand over your cash: how banks are mugging investors
The SpectatorNeil Collins says the rights issues recently announced by RBS, Bradford & Bingley and HBOS are a sign of desperation â and their terms are an insult to loyal shareholders W...
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Half a house is hardly worth having
The SpectatorRoss Clark I âm going to start with a declaration of interest. I own a four-bedroom house in Cambridgeshire, in which I have been living for the past nine years. I own no...
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A manual for our times
The SpectatorMatthew dâAncona T ERROR AND C ONSENT : T HE W ARS FOR THE T WENTY -F IRST C ENTURY by Philip Bobbitt Allen Lane, £25, pp. 672, ISBN 9780713997842 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p)...
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Homage to His Holiness
The SpectatorGeorge FitzHerbert T he Dalai Lama is a controversial figure of late. The fury of millions of Chinese at the Tibetansâ sullying of Chinaâs international reputation in the...
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In the blood
The SpectatorMelissa Kite R ED L ETTER D AYS by Rory Knight Bruce Quiller Publishing, £20, pp. 176, ISBN 9781846890093 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A nyone who has been stuffed...
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Linking Oxford with the world
The SpectatorVernon Bogdanor L EGACY : C ECIL R HODES , T HE R HODES T RUST AND R HODES SCHOLARSHIPS by Philip Ziegler Yale, £25, pp. 371, ISBN 9780300118353 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p)...
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Real and imagined parents
The SpectatorPhilip Hensher A LFRED AND E MILY by Doris Lessing Fourth Estate, £16.99, pp. 273, ISBN 9780007233458 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T here are now two full...
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At the court of King Tony
The SpectatorRobert Salisbury A Q UESTION OF H ONOUR by Lord Michael Levy Simon & Schuster, £18.99, pp. 310, ISBN 9781847373157 â £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he...
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The end of a period
The SpectatorVicki Woods S PEAKING FOR M YSELF by Cherie Blair Little Brown, £18.99, pp. 422, ISBN 9781408700983 â £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his is a meretricious,...
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John Saumarez Smith at 65
The SpectatorJames Fergusson âM ight it amuse you to see (and perhaps even buy) Gibbonâs spectacles?â John Saumarez Smith made Bevis Hillier a once-in-a-lifetime offer. It was 1976...
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An eccentric part of the landscape
The SpectatorRobert Gore-Langton talks to an irreverent Dominic Dromgoole about the Globe A few months ago I was at a literary festival on a drama panel which featured a senior actress of...
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Dancing lines
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Leon Kossoff: Unique Prints Art Space Gallery, 84 St Peterâs Street, London N1, until 21 June Paintings of Stockport by Helen Clapcott Stockport Art Gallery,...
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Compare and contrast
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio Royal Ballet: Double Bill Royal Opera House T heatre magic has a lot to do with the unpredictability of the performed event. Regardless of the alluring...
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Déjà vu
The SpectatorLloyd Evans The Deep Blue Sea Vaudeville The Birthday Party Lyric Hammersmith Pygmalion Old Vic O sborne crushed Rattigan. Crudely stated, thatâs what weâre told happened...
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Feel the passion
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Tosca Royal Opera House Idomeneo Barbican Carmen Bernie Grant Arts Centre T he latest revival of Tosca at the Royal Opera, with many changes in production by...
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Fast and furious
The SpectatorDeborah Ross Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 12A, Nationwide A fter a 19-year break, Indiana Jones, the worldâs greatest adventurer and probably the...
Absolute focus
The SpectatorKate Chisholm Y ou can almost hear the whispering through the ether. A whole weekend devoted to Chopin? Whatever was Roger Wright, Radio Threeâs controller, thinking of? The...
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Srallenâs pain
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart I used to have one of Alan Sugarâs old Amstrad computers; in fact I wrote two books on it. The great advantage it had over modern computers was its slowness;...
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Unwelcome news
The SpectatorUrsula Buchan I n 1811, Jane Austen wrote to her sister, Cassandra, in response, no doubt, to an anxious enquiry: âI will not say that your mulberry trees are dead, but I am...
On the buses
The SpectatorAlan Judd B oris would have approved. He might have been envious. He might even have remembered the lunch he owes me. But Iâd have let him off that just to have seen his face...
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The write stuff
The SpectatorTaki I s the opening sentence of a book, especially a novel, the most consequential, or is it just dressing for the feast to come? Iâd say the former judging from A Tale of...
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My brilliant career
The SpectatorAidan Hartley I n the summer of 1986 I got a job as a busboy in Burger King on the ChampsElysées. I was given a funny pair of trousers, which I was ordered to wear as part of...
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Walking disaster
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I was looking at trail running shoes in a specialist running shoe shop, intending to buy. The young woman who sprang forward to assist was fit, lean and agile....
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Civic torment
The SpectatorMelissa Kite âD o you mind if I just put a bag of garden waste next to yours if youâre having it collected?â said the friendly lady who lives next door. I was piling up...
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Let the red-eyes have it
The SpectatorJames Leith discovers how to take the perfect pic O ur house is full of photographs covering 35 years of family life. Out-of-focus babies and blurred party guests subject to...
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Luxury in a war zone
The SpectatorHenry Sands ventures into post-tsunami Sri Lanka T he problem with having siblings significantly younger than you is that there comes a horrible moment when you realise youâve...
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A birdâs eye view
The SpectatorMartin Penner unravels the turbulent history of Monte Cassino I f you ever take the motorway from Rome to Naples, you may notice that for most of the journey you are moving down...
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Elegant Emirates
The SpectatorMolly Watson I know that it is de rigueur among serious business people to complain that travelling very long distances for work is a stressful and disruptive chore, but Iâm...
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FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF ARTISTS, HISTORIANS, MUSICIANS AND PHILOSOPHERS. (OR, AS WE CALL THEM, YOUR TOUR LEADERS.)
The SpectatorO N a Martin Randall Travel tour you are led by lecturers rather than guides. The term âlecturersâ emphasises their primary role. They are also âtour leadersâ because...
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Walk on the wild side
The SpectatorJames Forsyth S even years ago, when I first went to DC â as the locals call it â I left a friendâs house on Capitol Hill one evening and thought I would stroll over to...
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I never thought Iâd claim I was quoted âout of contextâ â until I went to Cannes
The SpectatorâM emo to writers and others,â wrote Kingsley Amis. âNever make a joke against yourself that some little bastard can turn into a piece of shit and send your way.â I...
Mind your language
The SpectatorI hardly wish to interpose my body between Anthony Horowitz and Simon Hoggart, even though the former invoked me. He declared (Letters, 10 May) that he is puzzled by Mr...
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Spectator Sport
The SpectatorT im Henman famously spent a lot of his time trying to convince us he wasnât as nice as all that. So when Henman called Andy Murray a âmiserable gitâ at a charity do the...
your problemS Solved
The SpectatorDear Mary Q. I treated four friends to a trip to the Far East. On the way back there was a cock-up at the airport with an overbooked plane and our party had to be put up for...
Q. I recently became involved with someone who is 15
The Spectatoryears younger than I am. She is very beautiful and very charming but one thing is putting me quite seriously off her. Perhaps you could advise. I realise that her generation â...